"Didn't I tell you that the phone in my limo is busted so I can't get in contact with my bitches?"

"YEAH, the phone in his limo is busted. What is ya, IGNORANT?"

Reminds me of someone I know....lol



Zombie Survival Ball. Brilliant



Haha.



So true



Soccer is danegrous



"We don't hire any dirty Skeletors."



Sassy Squatch



FINALLY!



"REAL MEN MAKE LOVE TO OTHER MEN!"



Party Rock Zebra



YES



How to feed a fuckload of monkeys



#LOSING!



Haha. Topical



GET IT



New Drinking Game



Deal With It



So true



SOLO Frisbee, bitch. Can't you read?!



Get it? Chandler BING dancing on the BING Logo.



Never thought of it like that



Bristol Palin knows how to dance* (*not dance)



WARNING



Boba Fett gives no fucks

PUPPIES!

Adorable




Need to go O-U-T?



Aww. I feel like this dog could go ape-shit at any moment (in a good way. not the maul your face off way)





-sprat

"Trim the fat? What does that mean?"

"I want you to fire the fat people."

Just a Dildo breaking a glass of milk. No big deal



Haha. So true. If you don't answer, it's like she's trying to read your mind




ZING!



Literally



Hahahahaha. What a way to go though, right ladies?!



I'm not going to point any elbows, but a friend of mine needed this cake this weekend



In reference to the previous image



A great way to never get over your fears



Sexting troll



I love Workaholics




-sprat

20,000 Views

Even with taking a break, thus still kind of impressive.

This is my life


CAT PUNCH! Problem solved.


Haha


How rude


I love hip hop


....why?


Pizza Rolls: Serious Business


Take THAT Space Nerd


Reminds me of someone.


Super Efficient


If I was single I would totally make these.


So true


I was in a hospital today and this made me laugh.


Yes


Polite Sexytime


"He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow."




-sprat

ps. Did this from my phone. Pretty legit, right?